If it was up to me, I would have never walked out.
Seriously my life, I work the graveyard shift for Allstate. I have been here for 6 hours and I haven’t worked a second yet, literally. I run out of shit to do on the internet after like 2 hours, nobody sits around me, and I have to stay awake while I’m here.
(Source: klefable, via artistblo-c-k)
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
(via headfulloffoliage)
those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
(Source: jesuschristvevo, via heyfunniest)
(Source: fancynightmare, via lessthan3on)
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If I could find someone who was genuinely interested in me, or even pants that are 28x33, I would be so happy
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i needed this a lot a lot a lot
I can’t wait to buy one
(Source: tondalayo, via fuckyeahloldemort)
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By farthe finest tumblr
ever
created
by a crazy man
in St. Pete
